Slacker when it comes to basic things. Runs off to get instant self gratification in other things

SLACKER when it comes to:

 taking out the trash

solving problems of daily frustrations quickly

cleaning the bedroom, bathroom, living room, kitchen, garage, any room in the house

doing laundry, dishes

getting rid of animals cats dogs guinea pigs ferrets any kind of

cleaning up after pets

doing things with woman, wife, girlfriend that she likes

IMMEDIATE Self gratification:

Sex

food

get money 

helping their weird friends and neighbors asap