The pickle jar incident. Came home from grocery store with many bags of food.
One plastic bag had a tear and a jar of pickles hit the floor. 
He went into a tyrant's rage for several hours.  
I said I would clean it up.  Calmly.
He proceeds to character assasinate me and clean the floor, telling
me I can't clean the right way.

He said that I knew that it was going to happen. I wasn't paying attention.
I should have known.